Our pets are awesome

[A Playful Otter]

I am in awe of our petmasters, especially lich Georgette Romero, who has over 150 ghouls, nearly all of whom are named for some kind of kitten or otter pup. So everyone can enjoy without the annoyance of scrolling down the little box, here's the list of all current RP pets:

Pets: 184

a giggling kitty (A Ghoul)
a kitty that's one hoopy frood (A Ghoul)

a disaster-reliever otter pup (A Ghoul)
a hulking green kitty (A Ghoul)

a wiseguy kitten (A Ghoul)
a jalapena-eating otter pup (A Ghoul)

an alabaster kitty (A Ghoul)
a poor defenseless kitty (A Ghoul)

a dental hygienist kitty (A Ghoul)
an unenthusiastic female otter (A Ghoul)

a good samaritan otter pup (A Ghoul)
a lion-maned otter pup (A Ghoul)

a Spock-eared otter pup (A Ghoul)
a slightly apathetic otter pup (A Ghoul)

a suave ladies man otter pup (A Ghoul)
an ugly but stalwart otter pup (A Ghoul)

a light-in-his-loafers otter (A Ghoul)
a sly, contemptuous otter (A Ghoul)

a country-western otter pup (A Ghoul)
a real live otter. No, really! (A Ghoul)

a red, white, and blue otter (A Ghoul)
a silly-willy kitty-witty (A Ghoul)

a coffee-swilling otter pup (A Ghoul)
a badass ghetto otter pup (A Ghoul)

a severely-ugly, sweet otter (A Ghoul)
a playful otter's smarter bro (A Ghoul)

a flying-V playing kitty (A Ghoul)
an educated prissy otter (A Ghoul)

a kitten kayaking in a kilt (A Ghoul)
a hostile, aggressive kitty (A Ghoul)

a crocodile smile kitty (A Ghoul)
a Funky kitten gettin down! (A Ghoul)

a huggy-feely otter pup (A Ghoul)
a silly, illkempt otter pup (A Ghoul)

a ball-busting Funk-meister (A Ghoul)
a racist-hating otter pup (A Ghoul)

a lol-otter pup (A Ghoul)
a starry-eyed starlet kitten (A Ghoul)

a jumble of otters and kitties (A Ghoul)
a shieldslinging patriot otter (A Ghoul)

a brightly-lighted otter pup (A Ghoul)
a deceptively cute otter pup (A Ghoul)

a welfare-mama otter (A Ghoul)
a grizzled veteran otter (A Ghoul)

a cape-wearing super- otter (A Ghoul)
a loud-mouth swearing otter (A Ghoul)

a laconic otter pup (A Ghoul)
an assless chap-wearing otter (A Ghoul)

a black and blue otter pup (A Ghoul)
a born loser otter pup (A Ghoul)

a frisky wittle kitty (A Ghoul)
a stately English otter pup (A Ghoul)

a Manchurian candidate kitty (A Ghoul)
a doorstep-left baby otter pup (A Ghoul)

a brightly patterned kitty (A Ghoul)
a corrupt official kitty (A Ghoul)

a deviant-inclined otter pup (A Ghoul)
a burkha-wearing otter pup (A Ghoul)

a wig-wearing otter pup (A Ghoul)
a dressed-up glamorous kitty (A Ghoul)

a slim shady kitty (A Ghoul)
an ink-black kitty (A Ghoul)

an enraged green otter pup (A Ghoul)
a lover, not a fighter otter (A Ghoul)

a doorstep-left baby kitten (A Ghoul)
a creepy-looking kitty (A Ghoul)

a bbq-sauce smeared otter pup (A Ghoul)
a moor-walking tragic otter (A Ghoul)

a hellbound otter (A Ghoul)
a bubble-gum pink otter pup (A Ghoul)

a kitty sporting a pompadour (A Ghoul)
a fro-frou puddy kitty (A Ghoul)

a frankly don't care kitty (A Ghoul)
a doorstep-left baby Funk (A Ghoul)

a lumbering hulking kitty (A Ghoul)
a gulping otter pup (A Ghoul)

a lil' gangster kitty (A Ghoul)
a swollen-faced otter pup (A Ghoul)

a romantic hero kitty (A Ghoul)
a just phoning it in otter pup (A Ghoul)

a license- to-thrill otter pup (A Ghoul)
a lollipop-licking kitty (A Ghoul)

a special otter someone (A Ghoul)
an ashamed-looking kitty (A Ghoul)

a saintly otter pup (A Ghoul)
a braindead otter pup (A Ghoul)

a high-priced call kitty (A Ghoul)
a popstar kitten (A Ghoul)

a loopy otter pup (A Ghoul)
a Funk monster of the Nexus (A Ghoul)

a little old lady otter (A Ghoul)
a brave little sad kitty (A Ghoul)

a sweet and sweaty otter pup (A Ghoul)
an aggravated otter pup (A Ghoul)

a solid, dependable otter pup (A Ghoul)
another tiny kitten, kinda (A Ghoul)

an aggressive tax otterder (A Ghoul)
a drab kitty (A Ghoul)

a ghoul otter for all seasons (A Ghoul)
a disorderly and dainty kitty (A Ghoul)

a girl-scout kitty (A Ghoul)
a blue-speckled otter pup (A Ghoul)

a silverback otter (A Ghoul)
a beer-swilling otter (A Ghoul)

a black magic otter (A Ghoul)
a dread-locked otter pup (A Ghoul)

a Beatle-loving otter pup (A Ghoul)
a nubian goddess kitty (A Ghoul)

a vulnerable wittle kitty (A Ghoul)
a Plato-quoting otter pup (A Ghoul)

a bored with-it-all kitty (A Ghoul)
a tea-drinking hippy kitty (A Ghoul)

a secret agent kitty (A Ghoul)
an enthusiastic female otter (A Ghoul)

a givenating otter pup (A Ghoul)
a borderline schizo kitty (A Ghoul)

a xenophobic otter pup (A Ghoul)
a hotpants-wearing diva otter (A Ghoul)

a givenating little kitty (A Ghoul)
a violent and charming kitty (A Ghoul)

an ornery old orange otter (A Ghoul)
a swanky uptown otter pup (A Ghoul)

a Rambo-like bad-ass kitty (A Ghoul)
a somewhat slow otter pup (A Ghoul)

a gun-toting granny otter (A Ghoul)
a head-banging otter pup (A Ghoul)

a professional dancing otter (A Ghoul)
a dichotomatic otter and kitty (A Ghoul)

a smooth criminal otter pup (A Ghoul)
a dogged otter pup (A Ghoul)

a svelte sexy 1950's kitty (A Ghoul)
a groping kinda Funk (A Ghoul)

a dark-knight otter pup (A Ghoul)
a lime-green otter pup (A Ghoul)

a big bad Funk on a stick (A Ghoul)
an otter doing a belly-flop (A Ghoul)

an Amish otter pup (A Ghoul)
a ninja-like otter pup (A Ghoul)

a fuddy-duddy kitty (A Ghoul)
a 1337 otter pup (A Ghoul)

a vroom vroom vroom Funk wut? (A Ghoul)
an undead otter pup (A Ghoul)

a sweet and sour kitty (A Ghoul)
a pimped-out otter-mobile (A Ghoul)

an ailien-infected otter pup (A Ghoul)
an average otter pup (A Ghoul)

a peer of the realm otter (A Ghoul)
an ungly-minded otter pup (A Ghoul)

a pretty lavender kitty (A Ghoul)
a grape ape kitty (A Ghoul)

a drunk, but genial kitty (A Ghoul)
a tattooed otter pup (A Ghoul)

a purple people-eating otter (A Ghoul)
a drooling in-your-face otter (A Ghoul)

a stogie-smoking lil' kitty (A Ghoul)
a poorly-dressed otter pup (A Ghoul)

a yodeling kitty (A Ghoul)
a grillin n chillin otter (A Ghoul)

a vibrating kung-foo Funk (A Ghoul)
a black and white otter pup (A Ghoul)

a smelly kitty (A Ghoul)
a smug-looking kitty (A Ghoul)

a hockey mask-wearing otter (A Ghoul)
a snaggletooth kitty, even! (A Ghoul)

a bow-and-arrow-using kitty (A Ghoul)
a briefcase-carrying otter pup (A Ghoul)

a bumbling otter pup (A Ghoul)
an overly-tanned otter pup (A Ghoul)

a burnt-up otter-pup (A Ghoul)
a stoopid, adorable kitty (A Ghoul)

Sttsrrrnmm (A Hurricane)
Hurricane

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gimmeahuggle (A Judgemaster)

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cuteypai (A Judgemaster)

Judgemaster
immagoodlittleboy (A Judgemaster)

snuggleme (A Judgemaster)
Judgemaster

Judgemaster
ticklemytummy (A Judgemaster)

Judgemaster
Wheel of Righteousness

[Dergones]

/me claps then bows down to the awesomeness of our pets.

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[Fremen]

Yeah, they were fun to name. I was a sad panda when they despawned.

They'll rise again, though. Creepily and unsteadily.